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Monthly Archives: November 2011
Twilight products are lame (pretty much)
Any adult fan of the Twilight Saga will tell you: there are few things worth buying. The swag is Not Good. We have money to spend but aren’t interested in leaving the house with Edward’s face (as handsome as Rob surely is!) splashed across our chests. This necklace gets filed under I Would Never.
Actually, I kind of like this shirt. Get it?
Happy Thanksgiving via @undergroundsign
Hope you have more things to celebrate with family and friends than to gripe about on Twitter.
[Because really, no one wants to hear that sh*t!]
Cool subway and custom signs via @undergroundsign
Truffle products on sale? NO WAY! Via @Fab
Selena Gomez, age 52
Why does Selena Gomez suddenly have the bony chest of a much older woman?
Last days of #movember
Finish Movember strong, y’all
Oops
Picture this:
Bus to Scranton. iPod on shuffle while I do some work on my laptop. Catching a flash of red out of the corner of my eye, I looked over and saw THIS:
Thanks for nothin’, Cee Lo Green.
“I have become a total Kristen Stewart partisan. Like, I support her.”
This post on The Awl about Breaking Dawn had me cracking up when I wasn’t nodding in agreement. A few of my favorite lines:
Mary: It was a super elegant dress. The lace panel in the back with hundreds of covered satin buttons.
Natasha: The lace panel almost down to her flat ass killed me! I want a back that long : (
Mary: It was coccyx cleavage.
#scrantontweets ahead
With Thanksgiving just days away, this can mean only one thing: #scrantontweets are in my immediate future.
Are you excited to hear about things that Mom says leading to bitchfacing?
Will Dad provide me with another cinematic gem like when he visited Brooklyn for the first time?
Only time will tell.
This is a book
Regrettably I did not buy it
I spotted this gem in a gift shop on Fifth Avenue in Park Slope. See? I do leave Williamsburg!
