Any adult fan of the Twilight Saga will tell you: there are few things worth buying. The swag is Not Good. We have money to spend but aren’t interested in leaving the house with Edward’s face (as handsome as Rob surely is!) splashed across our chests. This necklace gets filed under I Would Never.
Actually, I kind of like this shirt. Get it?
Hope you have more things to celebrate with family and friends than to gripe about on Twitter.
[Because really, no one wants to hear that sh*t!]
Cool subway and custom signs via @undergroundsign
Why does Selena Gomez suddenly have the bony chest of a much older woman?
Finish Movember strong, y’all
This post on The Awl about Breaking Dawn had me cracking up when I wasn’t nodding in agreement. A few of my favorite lines:
Mary: It was a super elegant dress. The lace panel in the back with hundreds of covered satin buttons.
Natasha: The lace panel almost down to her flat ass killed me! I want a back that long : (
Mary: It was coccyx cleavage.
With Thanksgiving just days away, this can mean only one thing: #scrantontweets are in my immediate future.
Are you excited to hear about things that Mom says leading to bitchfacing?
Will Dad provide me with another cinematic gem like when he visited Brooklyn for the first time?
Only time will tell.