Ways I’m weird

I hate cucumbers. I don’t want them in my salad or in my cocktail. I definitely don’t want cucumbers in my ice water. Beyond the taste, I get heartburn just thinking about cucumbers.

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I like cake. I love ice cream. I loathe ice cream cake. It represents the best of neither.

I have never seen Star Wars. Or the original Footloose.

Star Wars was released in 1977, before I turned four years old so I can understand them not taking me to see it when released. But later? Someone please explain.

Footloose came out in 1984, a few months after I turned ten. The film was rated PG so I guess I can understand if they thought I was too young, but I was an avid dancer who loved music. Why didn’t my rebel godmother take me???

I have never owned nail clippers.

Maybe if my parents had, I wouldn’t have resorted to biting my nails. Huh, Mom??

Mint chocolate anything is, to me, an abomination.

NO to mint Oreos, mint M&Ms and most definitely NO to mint chocolate ice cream.

I’m allergic to pink eyeshadow.

When I was a kid, no one read “Where The Wild Things Are” or “The Giving Tree” or “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” to me. It’s like I was raised by wolves.

I have never played basketball. Not even one time. If you know what I do for a living, you understand how strange this is.

Harry Potter? Nope, I haven’t read any of the books or seen any of the films.

I like the smell of skunks. Growing up in small town Pennsylvania, I guess the scent reminds me of playing outdoors in the neighborhood.

I love the smell of chlorine. It reminds me of swimming. I started taking swimming lessons at the YMCA when I was just two years old because my mother didn’t want me to be afraid of the water. Fat chance.

I LOVE swimming. Just not in lakes. I hate lakes. Pools, oceans and seas for me only.

Let me know how you’re weird. Don’t leave me hanging.

Updated:

I have never watched an entire James Bond film. Or a Dirty Harry movie.

I have also never seen any of the American Pie movies.

I can never have enough lemonade. When I was about twelve, I drank so much VeryFine that the lining of my mouth started shedding in big pieces. No, I didn’t stop drinking lemonade then–I just cut back.

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10 thoughts on “Ways I’m weird

  1. My long, short list of quirks includes:
    -I will not eat meat off the bone. No ribs, no wings.
    -I will not go on a cruise. Ever.
    -I have never seen any Indiana Jones movie.
    -I have to sleep with a sound machine on.
    -I don’t love chocolate.
    -I don’t like sandwiches.
    ;)

  2. 1. I need noise to go to sleep. I blame that on having hamsters years ago. When they were silent, it scared me.
    2. I don’t drink coffee.
    3. It’s not that I never watched Star Wars but I never watched a movie fully other when I was forced to go watch Episode 1 with friends. The ironic thing is that if I were born a girl, I would’ve been named Leia.
    4. I don’t eat desserts unless it’s all chocolate. And even then I can only eat so much of it.
    5. I listen to boy bands (wait, everyone that knows me knows that).

  3. I’m weird in tons of ways. I also hate swimming in lakes or rivers (fear of snakes, gators from growing up in Florida), but oceans (sharks, rays, fish…) no problem.

    My most hated food as a kid was asparagus. I had only had it canned until a few years ago. Now, it’s one of my favorites. Fresh. Local. Grilled.

    I was voted Most Unique in high school. I’m not altogether certain that’s a compliment. But, the guy who was my counterpart looked like Robert Smith from The Cure and I thought that was the coolest.

    Fistbump to Kathleen: I also hate eating anything off the bone. Wings gross me out.

    When I was on a cruise (once) my friend asked me what I was thinking about. I replied, “rogue waves and terrorists”

    PS. Sweet bathing suit. I had the Wonder Woman underoos and LOVED em.

    • Awesome across the board. I had those underoos and desperately wanted to wear them outside the house.

      I have never eaten a chicken wing. Bones plus ligaments, tendons and more. NO!

      You should add “Most Unique” to your twitter bio right now.

  4. 1. I have never eaten at Five Guys, Chipotle, and I have never had a McDonalds hamburger.
    2. We didn’t get a microwave until I was in 5th grade, and we never had an answering machine. The phone just keeps ringing (STILL) if you call my parent’s house.
    3. I can’t eat white condiments such as mayo or sour cream. Totally makes me want to vomit.
    4. I don’t like eating a bowl of just one cereal. I have to mix cereals. My favorite combo is Crispix and Honey Nut Cheerios.
    5. I have never seen Casablanca, A Christmas Story, or One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest.

    Pretty sure there is so much more but this is all I can think of at the moment.

    • I struggle to imagine life without Chipotle but the world can have Five Guys.

      Like you I mix cereals. Right now it’s Cinnamon Chex (got hooked when I though I had celiac disease) and raisin bran.

      I saw One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest as a child somehow (excellent parenting) but like you, haven’t seen the others.

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