If you have been watching
The Bachelor this season – which has been fantastic, by the way – you know Chris has a funny way with words. His blog for People Magazine only serves to supplement the broadcast show, and in writing.
A few choice tidbits:
My Monday nights are spoken for once again. Please don’t suggest we go to
dinner for the next few nights. I like dinner, and I probably (maybe) like you. But the answer will be no.
The new Bachelor, Chris Soules, is a farmer from Iowa. He is looking for a wife to join him on the farm which, sadly, eliminated me from contention. Well, that plus my age (old) and present
physical condition (semi-sloppy). But mostly it’s my city slicker-ness that kept me from auditioning for this season. Continue reading
I had been in somewhat proximity with
Aaron Paul twice before, but failed to actually meet him.
Fortunately there are second (and third, and fourth…)
chances in life. Continue reading
Given that my name is
Jennifer, I haven’t had too many experiences with Starbucks baristas spelling it wrong. Well, beyond the occasional “Jeniffer.”
This video imagines a more nefarious motivation behind the misspellings (to
Note: some NSFW language.
Marquel Martin on not being the next Bachelor (via
his blog). You know I think Marquel is great. It’s ABC’s loss.
On a much more serious note: Say hello to the men who hate the NSA but love invading the privacy of women (via
This can’t be legal (via
naps are better than coffee or naps alone (via Vox)
The struggles of having an outgoing personality but actually being introverted (via
Nine things to know before your first bathhouse experience (via
Jenna Golden on life in Logan Circle (via
I need bake these:
maple bacon magic bars
How to be polite (via
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My Friday started with an
(You’re probably wondering “how does that qualify as a treat?” Just trust me.)
After I got my
head examined, I had to run some other personal errands so I took the day off. It was a beautiful day in NYC – very unlike our typical Augusts – and I was feeling better than I have most days since the concussion. Continue reading
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By now, 99% of you
Bachelorette viewers know that Marquel was one of three guys sent home by that lunatic Andi on the most recent episode.
I crossed out the lunatic part but between Marquel and
Eric, I have real questions about her judgment. Although maybe she and I should be friends: we would fight over men. never Continue reading