Category Archives: Snark

I want Botox

Just a little.


Right between my eyebrows.


I generally feel fine about how I’m aging. But that crease near the start of my left eyebrow has been bugging me recently.

One thing holding me back? Spending money frivolously. Kenya is $$$$.

Have you tried Botox? Good experience/bad experience?

Obviously these are my PRE Brazilian Blowout pics.

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Would Chris Harrison be The Bachelor?

One of our favorite television hosts was featured in the New York Times Magazine Sunday.

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An excerpt:

Would you ever be the Bachelor?
Now that I’m divorced, it’s feasible.

Alas, he continued:

But there needs to be a level of innocence and naïveté when you come in to be the Bachelor, and I have none. I have seen how the sausage has been made for 12 years now, and I helped make that sausage and so it just wouldn’t work.

Keep dreaming, Bachelor fans.

The interview has some other gems. My favorites involve egg whites and having hair on his chest. Click here to read it.

Warning: It’s Juan-uary

The Bachelor returns tonight. And said Bachelor is Juan Pablo Galavis. This guy:


Sexy right? Desiree didn’t get him. Or maybe it was that she couldn’t say his name and thus didn’t see a lasting romance as possible with him. Continue reading