It happened on Mother’s Day.
“I’m going to see Fifty Shades!” Mom announced with great excitement while she, my father and I had lunch at Pellegrino’s.
“What…I mean…movie isn’t made…bad…blergh…” I stammered in response.
Dad might have thrown down his napkin in disgust at this point. He doesn’t know exactly what Fifty Shades entails; only that he’s disgusted.
Almost simultaneously, Dad and I both blurted “let’s talk about something else.”
I gave my attention to the
When I got home, I googled. I realized that my mom and her friends are going to see “Fifty Shades the Musical” at the
Scranton Cultural Center. Honestly, I forgot it existed.
Starting tomorrow night, I’ll be avoiding Mom’s calls for three days. At least .
I don’t want to talk about Fifty, Mom!
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Maybe a little. Not much though.
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I walk by this sign all the time.
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My mother told me it’s OK to refresh your lipstick in public.
But no more than that. Everything else – mascara, concealer, eyeliner – should be saved for the restroom.
I winced each time the subway jostled this lady while she had pointy things by her eyes.
I don’t have much, if any, tolerance for these famous-for-being-famous types. Kardashians, Jersey Shore folks, no. I don’t watch their shows and never have.
So who is this Alexa Chung person certain media outlets keep forcing my way?
Quotes like these from a recent New York Magazine feature leave me with one word echoing in my head: insufferable
“I play guitar a bit. I’m trying to learn drums—I feel like I can play violin. I’ve never tried, but I just feel like I can”
She has no stylist and makes it a point to wear outfits more than once. “That’s what you do in real life,” she says with a shrug.
I guess I’m stuck with her for a while: Alexa has a
book coming out in September. I’ll pass.
This is a book I went to a New York Fashion Week
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I wonder if he got a Brazilian Blowout, or is partial to Cadiveu…
Something chemical is definitely happening.
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When Jay Z’s Big Pimpin’ plays, d oes Beyonce look like this
When she hears this part of the song?
Or maybe like this?
Or like this
One of these. At least. Maybe all of ‘em. I would.
It makes me glad Sean Carter isn’t clairvoyant.
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