I wasn’t looking for a seal outfit. I was researching another bearded hat. Because really, the world needs more.
But in addition to filling the bearded hat needs of the world, Icelandic company VÍK PRJÓNSDÓTTIR (I dare you to pronounce that aloud) offers this:
© Vík Prjónsdóttir
I have no idea how this can yield anything other than really cute Instagrams and trips to the Emergency Room for chin stitches but…it’s adorable.
The sad story beneath the product info is definitely not for children unless you already have a large therapy fund started to deal with the abandonment issues it may cause.
And yes, there’s an adult version. Please don’t buy it. OK do, but you’re required to tweet me pics of yourself wearing it.
- Battle of the Bearded Beanies
- Every other beard-related post I have ever put out there
I can’t even call him a hipster–dude works at Starbucks instead of the much cooler independent coffee shop, Northern Light.
This is too easy. Or too gross.
You know I saw him on the L train. Duh.
Heck yeah I’m following this Pinterest board!
Remember “Would you kiss it?” I think this beard is worse.
It was blowing in the damn breeze, y’all.
I admit it: I stared. That is one fluffy beard!
The guy was good looking — not that you can tell from this identity-obscuring photo. Nice blue eyes, pleasant smile.
Could you get past the beard and kiss this guy?