Tag Archives: Beyonce

Does Beyonce do this?

When Jay Z’s Big Pimpin’ plays, does Beyonce look like this

beyonce really

When she hears this part of the song?

Lyrics

Or maybe like this?

Or like this

One of these. At least. Maybe all of ‘em. I would.

It makes me glad Sean Carter isn’t clairvoyant.

Lots of love to this Tumblr.

Instead of basking in the Super Bowl afterglow, Beyonce is…

Instead of basking in the afterglow of starring in the best Super Bowl halftime show we have seen in years, Beyonce is employing a publicist who chasing down media outlets who deign to run screenshots of her performance deemed unflattering.

If I looked like this, it’s all I’d care about.

Via BuzzFeed

Via Gawker:

On Monday, our pals at Buzzfeed assembled an incoherent list of 33 Beyoncé pictures and GIFs taken from her Super Bowl performance, and posted it under the title “The 33 Fiercest Moments From Beyoncé’s Halftime Show.”

On Tuesday, they received an email from Beyoncé’s publicist (“head worker bey”), politely asking them to DESTROY ALL UNFLATTERING PHOTOS OF BEYONCÉ IN EXISTENCE.

“Thanks for taking my call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain that you will be able to find some better photos.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-fiercest-moments-from-beyonces-halftime-show

The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22.

Thank you very much.

Yvette

If I were Buzzfeed, I’d have responded with an email comprised of nothing but John Mayer guitar faces.

Via trueendeavors.wordpress.com

Feel better Yvette?

I don’t own this photo

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