I walk by this sign all the time.
Look closely.
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Twitter Spotlight: Debbie Smith
I have followed @SmithWit for a long time but until I asked her to be in the Twitter Spotlight, I don’t think I knew her real name. Nuts, right?
I know her name now as well as some more factoids. Debbie is a hilarious, Austin-dwelling former NFL cheerleader with a Masters in Theology who now does stand-up. Oh! And Ellen Degeneres gave her $1000.
You should follow her on Twitter if you don’t already.
OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest
@SmithWit: I like my man to be considerate, receptive and charming, yet with an unmatched zest for life and an overall fun personality.
OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)
@SmithWit: Resilient.
Does Beyonce do this?
Typos are funny
Thanks for the giggle, Central Las Vegas. My burger was terrific.
I’m so curious to know how all of the typos landed in that one entree.
So much wrong
I saw the sign
And I had to stop and take a picture for the “Comming” alone.
I’m laughing, Matt Damon
Matt Damon is highly underrated as a comic actor.
He was great as Jason Bourne and all, but I loved him most as Carol, Liz Lemon’s pilot love interest on 30 Rock.
In case you missed Matt’s takeover of Jimmy Kimmel Live, here’s the intro.
There’s a long history between Jimmy and Matt. There’s a great recap of the relationship here.
I have my own Jimmy Kimmel history–yes, really. In 2008, I was backstage at the show for work right after Sarah Silverman’s infamous “I’m f*cking Matt Damon” launched. The people I was there with hadn’t seen the video.
So Jimmy pulled out his laptop.
Can you picture it? All of us squeezed in around to watch. People abuse the word ‘surreal’ but that moment deserved such an adjective.
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Five things that are cracking me up
1. This blog post by Rod Benson about how Malibu was ruined for him. More blogging please, Rod.
2. The Twitter account @SeinfeldToday that imagines what the show’s episodes would be like if the show were still in production. Remember: Seinfeld ended before texting and Facebook, before lots of things.
George gets upset when his favorite songs go from Classic Rock to Oldies on the radio. Kramer makes bathtub FourLoko.
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Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 01, 20133. Lady Grantham’s 11 Best Zingers via BuzzFeed
4. This cat whose name is Fitzroy. HIS FACE!
5. This submission from Damn You, Autocorrect. (5b. This one too)
This is not a Brad Pitt parody
No, it’s a real ad. One that predates Brad Pitt’s cringe-inducing Chanel No. 5 ad.
I crack up every time it airs.
When Brad’s ad airs and he says “…my fortune” I groan. In a bad way.
Do you see a resemblance between ‘Johan’ and Brad?
Chinese Wisdom at a Japanese restaurant
