I thought we had a nice enough business lunch together. It was neither mind-blowing nor awful. Then again, I wasn’t paying.
Imagine my surprise when I found out that you have been designated by Eater as a sh!tshow. Even stranger? Salman Rushdie is somehow involved–although his choice to have his birthday festivities elsewhere is telling.
Now I’m kind of waiting for you to close.
All my best to you in your future endeavors,
PS your bathroom is kind of weird and your web site is amazingly awful.