From last week.
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) February 26, 2013
Lookie here: the witty and wonderful Dana Weiss has stopped by to be in the Twitter spotlight. Yep, Possessionista is here. I’d jump up and down, but I’m trying to play it cool.
Like Allison Winn Scotch, I bonded with Dana over our mutual affection for Bachelor, Bachelorette* and unadulterated snark.
*Check out her Emily Maynard interview here.
OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest
@Possessionista: I’ve been married to the same guy for 10 years, so at this point I’d say he should be funny, do laundry and have the same last name as me.
OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)
OneChicklette: What you appreciate most in your friends
@Possessionista: Having the same sized shoe as me
OneChicklette: Your idea of happiness
@Possessionista: Real Housewives marathons
OneChicklette: Your idea of misery
@Possessionista: Facebook during an election year
OneChicklette: Your favorite fictional character
@Possessionista: Cher Horowitz from Clueless
OneChicklette: Your favorite thing to eat, and also to drink
@Possessionista: Cheetos. Doritos. Gardettos. Anything with tos in them.
OneChicklette: Five tangible things you can’t live without
@Possessionista: My remote control. My hair dryer. My kindle. My children. My Xanax.
OneChicklette: A question I should ask the next participant
@Possessionista: I’m not really big on asking other people questions. Can’t we just talk about me some more?
OneChicklette: How many days do you think you would you go without speaking a single word, if you were being paid $100,000 a day for every consecutive day you didn’t speak? (this amazing question came via @BrianSpaeth)
@Possessionista: None. My children always beat me in quiet contests.
OneChicklette: Random shout out (can be a person, a web site, a favorite product or brand…anything)
@Possessionista: Hi mom! (My mom always reminds me to mention her in my Emmy speech, but since I’m not winning one any time soon, this is the closest I could do.)
I wonder if Bachelorette producers would make me a graph to confirm that Emily and Arie have kissed on camera more than any previous Bachelorette and contestant in history.
Shout out to @aswinn for making me aware of this video.
After missing the pleasure of my Bachelorette-watching Twitter friends’ company last Monday while I was in Rehoboth Beach, you can imagine my distress level upon realizing that I will be on a plane to Los Angeles during tonight’s broadcast.
My face looked like this. I eventually caught up by watching on ABC.com, which has the worst ads. Total disincentive to watch online.
To make myself feel better, I watched the latest Spivey Says video. I also read the latest from JensReality.
But I digress…
Fortunately if I hustle, I should be able to catch at least the second hour of the Pacific Time Bachelorette broadcast from my LA hotel.
Help a girl out: which West Coast tweeters are must-follows for me due to their smashing Bachelorette commentary?
PS Hottie? Really?
In honor of The Bachelorette tonight, I give you this:
Thanks to anyone patient enough to follow me on Twitter. I plan to dump snark all over you.
Even though I’m not sure nothing can make me laugh as hard as last week’s quinoa pronunciation massacre, but you know I’ll be watching The Bachelorette.
Like a good fan, I do my required reading in advance.