I wasn’t looking for a seal outfit. I was researching another bearded hat. Because really, the world needs more.
But in addition to filling the bearded hat needs of the world, Icelandic company VÍK PRJÓNSDÓTTIR (I dare you to pronounce that aloud) offers this:
I have no idea how this can yield anything other than really cute Instagrams and trips to the Emergency Room for chin stitches but…it’s adorable.
The sad story beneath the product info is definitely not for children unless you already have a large therapy fund started to deal with the abandonment issues it may cause.