“What time is your flight?” Carolyn asked me
“10:45. But…I have to check a bag”
The faces of two horrified
friends–Carolyn plus Morgan–stared back at me. I felt ashamed.
“I know. I don’t usually check a bag but this time…I…I just grabbed the wrong suitcase. I have four of them.”
I fiddled with my wine glass and then continued.
trips have been short ones so i have been talking my half-size wheelie bag.”
“My suitcases are usually stored like nesting dolls. I grabbed the wrong bag and it was too big to carry on. I didn’t realize until I got to security at LGA and they sent me back to Ticketing.”
friends nodded, but unconvincingly. At this point that I realized the extent of my friends’ disapproval. I may be shunned.
My fall from
travel grace is complete.
* * *
I’m just back from a long business/ pleasure trip to Chicago and San Francisco. As a result I have zero (!) blog posts scheduled. Bear with me.
I got a package today. It was from my mother.
Imagine my surprise: a sad trio of granny panties. Continue reading
I think we all have someone in mind. A person we’d hook up with if presented with the opportunity…even if the person isn’t conventionally attractive. They might even be kind of gross. Or insane. Want to know who I’d have Shame Sex with?
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