It was a work trip, but I stayed at a Disney property. I saw tall people.
I didn’t go to the parks. My hair was awful. The two statements are unrelated.
I went to a party, and met Craig Sager. There’s another pic in which I didn’t cut off his head, but I like this one better.
On my way out of Orlando, I got barked at by a three year old boy in the airport, who subsequently licked the carpet under my feet. There’s no photo of that. I was too shocked and horrified. His parents continued playing with an iPad (Dad) and reading US Weekly (Mom). I wonder if Rick Santorum objects to this very effective form of birth control.