“Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other.”

I’m not a Lainey follower but this post is AWEsome.

And I quote:

But where she [Lindsay Lohan] ’s concerned, you know. It’s a quick infection. 

And that’s why the ONLY move when Lindsay Lohan walks in somewhere, and I don’t give a sh-t how much fun you’re having, is to LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. You book it right away and there’s no doubt, no assumption, no room, no time, no nothing for anything. Because the minute you give her more than a minute, that piece of sh-t will ride it out and turn it into a blow job.

Lainey’s advice at the end (stay off the Hollywood circuit, Rob) is good too. He probably feels like a jerk saying no to his friends’ choices of bars, but if wants any peace at all…yeah.

Via Lainey Gossip

1 thought on ““Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other.”

  1. greenjasminetea (@greenjasminetea)

    I think the insult to Rob is ANYONE thinking that he’d consider Lohan as a hook up under ANY circumstances. And I have an eyeroll thing w/Lainey that is borderline love/meh because sometimes she’s on and other times, not so much, but for this, she has a point.

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