I’m not a Lainey follower but this post is AWEsome.
And I quote:
But where she [Lindsay Lohan] ’s concerned, you know. It’s a quick infection.
And that’s why the ONLY move when Lindsay Lohan walks in somewhere, and I don’t give a sh-t how much fun you’re having, is to LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. You book it right away and there’s no doubt, no assumption, no room, no time, no nothing for anything. Because the minute you give her more than a minute, that piece of sh-t will ride it out and turn it into a blow job.
Lainey’s advice at the end (stay off the Hollywood circuit, Rob) is good too. He probably feels like a jerk saying no to his friends’ choices of bars, but if wants any peace at all…yeah.