I went to Bloomingdales’ SoHo location recently and was shocked.
They use urinal cakes in the ladies room, apparently in lieu of air freshener. How revolting.
Would Barneys do that? No. Never.
Do better, Bloomingdale’s.
OneChicklette
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OneChicklette 
haha Love this! Check out the bathroom at The Oyster Bar in Grand Central–maybe you’ve seen it, with a couch in the shape of lips 🙂