Reasons I need a boyfriend

There’s a Twilight greeting card on my fridge. In my defense, I didn’t buy it. My friend sent it to me.

I spend way too much time on Twitter.

My sleepwear choices are embarrassing, even to me.

When I’m home alone, I burp loudly and often. It’s probably all of the food I have delivered.

Some Liz Lemon storylines on 30 Rock remind me of myself. Truth be told, lots of them do.

What’s your most embarrassing habit when you’re flying solo?

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4 thoughts on “Reasons I need a boyfriend

  1. Tammy

    I’d rather hang out with my dog and Twitter than humans. If no one comes over, then it’s not irresponsible that I only do laundry once a month. I recently watched the pilot of Ally McBeal on Netflix and it gave me too much anxiety to watch anymore… even though I know what happens.

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