Lookie here: the witty and wonderful Dana Weiss has stopped by to be in the Twitter spotlight. Yep, Possessionista is here. I’d jump up and down, but I’m trying to play it cool.

Like Allison Winn Scotch, I bonded with Dana over our mutual affection for Bachelor, Bachelorette* and unadulterated snark.

*Check out her Emily Maynard interview here.

OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest

@Possessionista: I’ve been married to the same guy for 10 years, so at this point I’d say he should be funny, do laundry and have the same last name as me.

 

OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)

@Possessionista: Sarcastic

OneChicklette: What you appreciate most in your friends

@Possessionista: Having the same sized shoe as me

OneChicklette: Your idea of happiness

@Possessionista: Real Housewives marathons

OneChicklette: Your idea of misery

@Possessionista: Facebook during an election year

OneChicklette: Your favorite fictional character

@Possessionista: Cher Horowitz from Clueless

OneChicklette: Your favorite thing to eat, and also to drink

@Possessionista: Cheetos. Doritos. Gardettos. Anything with tos in them.

OneChicklette: Five tangible things you can’t live without

@Possessionista: My remote control. My hair dryer. My kindle. My children. My Xanax.

OneChicklette: A question I should ask the next participant

@Possessionista: I’m not really big on asking other people questions. Can’t we just talk about me some more?

OneChicklette: How many days do you think you would you go without speaking a single word, if you were being paid $100,000 a day for every consecutive day you didn’t speak? (this amazing question came via @BrianSpaeth)

@Possessionista: None. My children always beat me in quiet contests.

OneChicklette: Random shout out (can be a person, a web site, a favorite product or brand…anything)

@Possessionista: Hi mom! (My mom always reminds me to mention her in my Emmy speech, but since I’m not winning one any time soon, this is the closest I could do.)

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