Ever since I started following comedian/writer/host/prettyface Mike Kelton on Twitter, I find myself saying “funny bugger” approximately once per day.

The tweet that really made me want to know him better, though, was this one:

I expect you love him too now so here’s your chance to get to know him better.

OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest

@MikeKelton: lack of interest in me.

OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)

@MikeKelton: confusion.

OneChicklette: What you appreciate most in your friends

@MikeKelton: honesty and picking up the tab.

OneChicklette: Your idea of happiness

@MikeKelton: being super famous for no real reason. So, the Kardashians.

OneChicklette: Your idea of misery

@MikeKelton: Being a Kardashian.

OneChicklette: Your favorite fictional character

@MikeKelton: Sarah Palin.

OneChicklette: Your favorite thing to eat, and also to drink

@MikeKelton: Bagels to drink. Diet Coke to eat.

OneChicklette: Five tangible things you can’t live without

@MikeKelton: My fucking phone. My hair paste (gross, kill me now). My blankie (yeah). The Bible…themed case for my sex toys. My Nike fleece running tights with the coolest zippers and penis pouch which I don’t even NEED.

@OneChicklette: How many days do you think you would you go without speaking a single word, if you were being paid $100,000 a day for every consecutive day you didn’t speak? (this question came via @BrianSpaeth)

@MikeKelton: The rest of my life thanks to Twitter.

@OneChicklette: Who do you know via social media that you’re dying to meet in real life? (this question came via @floridagirlindc)

@MikeKelton: @AngiesRightLeg or @andylassner

OneChicklette: A question I should ask the next participant

@MikeKelton: What is your most under appreciated tweet?

OneChicklette: Random shout out (can be a person, a web site, a favorite product or brand…anything)

@MikeKelton: @zachcherry is the funniest person on twitter…but for now most girls in middle school have more followers than him which pisses me off. Follow him.

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