As you read this, I am on a business trip in Mexico* instead of live-tweeting The Bachelor. For some of you, this is probably cause for celebration.

Hmph!

Anyway.

I thought that for tonight I’d share a few of my favorite posts from the past, some Bachelor-related, most not.

• Hey Chris Harrison! A little color please.
• Meagan Good’s eyebrows
• Fashion Police
• Cumin my Cocktail
• Greenwich Village, my old ‘hood
• My pioneering hipster bun

*Sadly there’s no beach involved and no pool time. But there’s tequila.