Shame Sex

I think we all have someone in mind. A person we’d hook up with if presented with the opportunity…even if the person isn’t conventionally attractive.

They might even be kind of gross. Or insane. Want to know who I’d have Shame Sex with?

Yep, Tracy Morgan. I can’t explain it other than to point out that he’s really funny. But I also feel like he’d sweat a lot during the act (like a lot-a lot) and maybe say something gross enough to give me regrets.

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44 thoughts on “Shame Sex

  1. Lance

    I don’t know if I have one. But my wife pointed out that I got way too excited when fifty-three-year-old nine miles of long hard road rock and roller Lita Ford followed me on the Twitter. so, whatever.

  2. Adrienne

    Eric Cantor 😦 he’s such a vile human being…so maybe shameful hate sex? I’d still wreck it and have no idea why.

    please judge me. I’m judging myself!!

  3. Simone

    I LOVE that you’d have shame sex with Tracy Morgan.

    I don’t know if this is really that shameful but, George Michael. NOT the charmingly awkward character from Arrested Development but the openly gay singer from the 80’s.

  4. JoannePistonFan

    Adam Levine–yes, he’s hot, but he’s such a douche that it almost negates his looks for me. I would also need the condition that he not talk AT ALL.

    1. Le Clown

      One Chicklette / Molly,
      I don’t usually play these games, as I always end up choosing Joan Holloway from Mad Men, but if I had to play, I would probably choose Molly from Mollytopia.
      Le Clown

      1. Le Clown

        One Chicklette.
        She smokes like a chimney. Such a bad / unhealthy / smelly (and so fucking hot) habit.
        Le Clown

  5. adrienne

    I had to come back to find this post and make another confession. After bingewatching Louie this weekend…yeah, I would. And it would be so gross and I wouldn’t tell anyone.

  6. Adrienne

    I wanna change mine since Jen hasn’t let me lived down Eric Cantor and honestly, I’m disgusted with myself. In honor of #Sochi2014 I want to have shame sex with Shaun White.

      1. Adrienne

        Right?! Who knew he was that good looking? Maybe the shame lies in his crap performance the other night? I’m reaching.

  7. sisyphusjns

    The chick from The Lumineers, the “Ho Hey” band. She’s grown on me. At first I thought she was “meh” but now I find her oddly sexy. It feels wrong though.

  8. t1theinfamous

    Ivanka Trump. I despise her as a person, but I wouldn’t be able to say no if for some incredible reason, I actually had a chance.


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