Shame Sex

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I think we all have someone in mind. A person we’d hook up with if presented with the opportunity…even if the person isn’t conventionally attractive.

They might even be kind of gross. Or insane. Want to know who I’d have Shame Sex with?

Yep, Tracy Morgan. I can’t explain it other than to point out that he’s really funny. But I also feel like he’d sweat a lot during the act (like a lot-a lot) and maybe say something gross enough to give me regrets.

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44 thoughts on “Shame Sex”

Lance February 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm

I don’t know if I have one. But my wife pointed out that I got way too excited when fifty-three-year-old nine miles of long hard road rock and roller Lita Ford followed me on the Twitter. so, whatever.

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So-Next-Level Fly. (@DiosaNY09) February 26, 2013 at 11:53 am

Eeeeek!!! Conan is my Shame Sex. LOL I don’t really like gingers but he can get it.

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1. onechicklette Post authorFebruary 26, 2013 at 12:03 pm
  
  Sorry friend but Conan is just sex for me. No shame.
  
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Adrienne February 26, 2013 at 12:10 pm

Eric Cantor 😦 he’s such a vile human being…so maybe shameful hate sex? I’d still wreck it and have no idea why.

please judge me. I’m judging myself!!

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1. onechicklette Post authorFebruary 26, 2013 at 3:39 pm
  
  Judging so hard!
  
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Arjun Chandrasekhar April 1, 2013 at 10:09 pm

sarah jessica parker

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1. onechicklette Post authorApril 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm
  
  Not nearly shameful enough. Try again!
  
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WarmMonkey April 1, 2013 at 10:22 pm

That’s a tough call. Perhaps Kirstie Alley.

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1. onechicklette Post authorApril 1, 2013 at 10:28 pm
  
  She would berate you for everything. I’m sure of it. Shame.
  
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Simone April 18, 2013 at 12:06 am

I LOVE that you’d have shame sex with Tracy Morgan.

I don’t know if this is really that shameful but, George Michael. NOT the charmingly awkward character from Arrested Development but the openly gay singer from the 80’s.

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1. onechicklette Post authorApril 19, 2013 at 1:40 pm
  
  Ha! I love yours. He was sexy.
  
  Clearly I have no shame.
  
  Thanks for commenting!
  
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girlyinthenorth June 18, 2013 at 9:33 pm

Liam Gallagher from Oasis. He is such a DOUCHE! But yeah…E e e k.

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1. onechicklette Post authorJune 18, 2013 at 9:35 pm
  
  When you’re done, we can hold him down and trim his eyebrows
  
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Vanessa June 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm

I’d do either of the Gallagher brothers. Also Russell Brand and John Mayer. Oh, the shame. It burns.

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JoannePistonFan June 19, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Adam Levine–yes, he’s hot, but he’s such a douche that it almost negates his looks for me. I would also need the condition that he not talk AT ALL.

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1. onechicklette Post authorJune 19, 2013 at 8:46 pm
  
  I’ll allow it given that you explained that this is no crush. Good effort.
  
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mollytopia September 8, 2013 at 12:47 am

Hahaha I love you. MotoGP rider Valentino Rossi. Way too young for me, but his charisma and fearlessness make him my top pretend candidate. http://www.motogp.com/en/riders/valentino%20rossi

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1. Le Clown September 8, 2013 at 10:11 am
  
  One Chicklette / Molly,
  I don’t usually play these games, as I always end up choosing Joan Holloway from Mad Men, but if I had to play, I would probably choose Molly from Mollytopia.
  Le Clown
  
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  1. Le Clown September 8, 2013 at 10:21 am
    
    …not that it would be shameful, but it would be my first time with a gravatar,
  2. onechicklette Post authorSeptember 8, 2013 at 10:52 am
    
    Ok I’ll play. How is Joan shameful?
  3. Le Clown September 8, 2013 at 11:01 am
    
    One Chicklette.
    She smokes like a chimney. Such a bad / unhealthy / smelly (and so fucking hot) habit.
    Le Clown
  4. mollytopia September 8, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    
    Well as long as it wouldn’t be shameful, I’ll take it. Gravatars are hot hahaha
adrienne November 3, 2013 at 11:02 am

I had to come back to find this post and make another confession. After bingewatching Louie this weekend…yeah, I would. And it would be so gross and I wouldn’t tell anyone.

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1. onechicklette Post authorNovember 3, 2013 at 11:04 am
  
  Ha!!!
  
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Jay November 3, 2013 at 10:37 pm

Cheri Oteri

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1. onechicklette Post authorNovember 3, 2013 at 10:38 pm
  
  I’ll accept that
  
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Jun Song (@JunDishes) December 26, 2013 at 1:58 pm

Steve Buschemi

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1. onechicklette Post authorDecember 26, 2013 at 2:01 pm
  
  Ok but you have to lick his eyeballs
  
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  1. Jun Song (@JunDishes) December 26, 2013 at 2:18 pm
    
    Dayyyyyyuuuuuuuum! Okay, fine, I’d do that.
  2. onechicklette Post authorDecember 26, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    
    Knew it. You were already. 😉
Expat Eye January 15, 2014 at 5:07 pm

Steve Buscemi 😉 Or Jack Nicholson!

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1. onechicklette Post authorJanuary 15, 2014 at 5:10 pm
  
  Like I told Jun, I’d have fear of a Buscemi eyeball falling in my face
  
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  1. Expat Eye January 16, 2014 at 12:38 am
    
    Ha ha! I hadn’t thought of that… Jack could just fall apart I guess!
Adrienne February 13, 2014 at 10:35 am

I wanna change mine since Jen hasn’t let me lived down Eric Cantor and honestly, I’m disgusted with myself. In honor of #Sochi2014 I want to have shame sex with Shaun White.

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1. onechicklette Post authorFebruary 13, 2014 at 10:44 am
  
  I reject your new candidate!! He looks great with short hair.
  
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  1. Adrienne February 13, 2014 at 10:47 am
    
    Right?! Who knew he was that good looking? Maybe the shame lies in his crap performance the other night? I’m reaching.
sisyphusjns April 18, 2014 at 9:07 am

Neyla Pekarek?

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1. onechicklette Post authorApril 18, 2014 at 9:13 am
  
  Hm. I don’t know who that is.
  
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sisyphusjns April 18, 2014 at 9:37 am

The chick from The Lumineers, the “Ho Hey” band. She’s grown on me. At first I thought she was “meh” but now I find her oddly sexy. It feels wrong though.

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Cwebbie May 11, 2015 at 10:00 pm

T.I. I’m taller than him. I don’t think he can vote due to felony convictions and he can’t pronounce some basic words but…

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1. onechicklette Post authorMay 11, 2015 at 10:03 pm
  
  But…yeah. we all have some shame sex ideas.
  
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t1theinfamous December 17, 2017 at 11:18 pm

Ivanka Trump. I despise her as a person, but I wouldn’t be able to say no if for some incredible reason, I actually had a chance.

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1. onechicklette Post authorDecember 17, 2017 at 11:58 pm
  
  Yep this is shame sex
  
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  1. t1theinfamous December 18, 2017 at 12:09 am
    
    I wouldn’t feel good enough to tell anyone about it afterwards.