In honor of the premiere of Desiree Hartsock’s turn as The Bachelorette, I am breaking all of the Twitter Spotlight rules and posting on a Monday.

I have a great subject this time too: ABC bigwig Robert Mills agreed to answer my probing questions. On Twitter, he’s better known as @Millsy11374 and yes, that’s a pic of Millsy riding the same elephant.

OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest

@Millsy11374: A sense of humor. Preferably a dirty sense of humor

OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)

@Millsy11374: Funny

OneChicklette: What you appreciate most in your friends

@Millsy11374: Loyalty, humor, compassion

OneChicklette: Your idea of happiness

@Millsy11374: A darkened movie theater

OneChicklette: Your idea of misery

@Millsy11374: Being kidnapped and strapped to a bed by Kathy Bates

OneChicklette: touche!

OneChicklette: Your favorite fictional character

@Millsy11374: Rocky Balboa

OneChicklette: Your favorite thing to eat, and also to drink

@Millsy11374: Sausage pizza with extra sauce, Diet Coke

OneChicklette: Five tangible things you can’t live without

@Millsy11374: iPod, iPad, Running shoes, buffalo wings, my penis

OneChicklette: What’s the number one item on your bucket list? (question via @SaraLang)

@Millsy11374: Run a marathon on all 7 continents

@OneChicklette: Who do you know via social media that you’re dying to meet in real life?  (this question came via @Tammy)

@Millsy11374: I have been so lucky I’ve actually gotten to meet so many people from social media, so I’ll say @1Chicklette.

@OneChicklette: flatterer! (update: we met in LA over margaritas!)

@OneChicklette: What is your most under appreciated tweet? (this question came via @MikeKelton)

@Millsy11374: “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but did I get roofied? My memory’s hazy.”

OneChicklette: A question I should ask the next participant

@Millsy11374: If given the chance what is the one thing you would ask God?

OneChicklette: Random shout out 

@Millsy11374: “The Bachelorette” premieres TONIGHT May 27^th at 8pm on ABC.  Also shout out to “Forever” by Judy Blume