After lunch in tiny Sandwich, Jen and I drove south and west toward Hyannis. Our goals were simple: see the bay and walk on the sand. Success.

We spotted a big house and walked toward it. From afar, it looked like a beautiful mansion. Up close, it reminded me more of Grey Gardens.

We walked onto the dock in front of the house.

Our next stop was Rite-Aid.

Yeah. I saw the missing board. I acknowledged it. I stepped in the gap anyway.

Ouch. Who wants to see my three bruises?

Part Three was less eventful, more delicious. Promise.