It started with a tweet.
Let’s make a list of all of the things we’d rather do than watch Kris Jenner’s show. #1: I’d rather endure a week w/o air conditioning.
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) July 15, 2013
And then another.
I’d rather meet my ex-boyfriend’s new wife than watch Kris Jenner’s new show
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) July 15, 2013
Some friends tweeted back.
@1chicklette Watch Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick. Again.
— Tammy Gordon (@tammy) July 16, 2013
@1chicklette id rather read 50 shades. #shudder
— Meg Urbani (@MegUrbani) July 15, 2013
@1chicklette I’ll raise you that: I’d rather walk down broadway in a bikini.
— Kathleen Schmidt (@Bookgirl96) July 15, 2013
Others emailed. While some folks, including Tina Cervasio, applaud Kris’ moxie, others share my No-Kardashians-Ever position.
My buddy @nyc10021 suggested a root canal without novocaine over watching the momager’s show and the always-funny Ashley Spivey offered two that sound equally painful:
I’d rather pluck all of my nose hairs one by one, or masturbate with a porcupine.
Ouch and OUCH.
I got a list from @AestheticsGirl (and I totally regret not incorporating Pitbull into my list because UGH):
- I would rather have the Naked Cowboy grind up against me while serenading me on a 100 day in the middle of Times Square
- I would rather sleep on a bed of nails surrounding by hot coals while Bieber songs blared for a week.
- I would rather follow Pitbull on tour for a month.
- I would rather go see “50 Shades of Grey: The Musical” with an audience of grandmothers.
- I would rather drink a gallon of prune juice a day for a month.
- I would rather face plant into a cactus.
- I would rather watch Sarah Palin talk about lipstick on a pig…okay maybe that one is a lie.
- I’d rather burn my eyebrows off while blowing out candles on my thirtieth birthday cake.
- I’d rather get trapped in an elevator with my talkative coworker.
- I’d rather walk to work in the DC summer.
- I’d rather go to the gynecologist.
- I’d rather go to the dentist.
- I’d rather wear a full body leopard print jumpsuit to prom.
- Eat the lint out of my belly button.
- Read in general.
- Go back to middle school.
- Watch C Span.
- Wear a condom. [I’ll have a talk with him about that, promise.]
- Sleep with a woman.
- Eat Kale.
- Listen to a Gilbert Godfrey Beyonce cover album on repeat.
- Get a cavity filled.
- Be sober on a Friday night.
- Do a radio show with a DJ with Gingivitis
- Wear this to work:
Blame Mike Kelton if you own this image
OneChicklette 
I agree
Hahahaha!!! I love this seriously! I never even considered watching her show, or any of the Kardashian shows! They are just too much! And are overrated and need to be OVER!
Xo,
Z
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