It’s hard to guess what makes people react to your tweets. What makes them mark it as a favorite or retweet or reply “that’s funny.”
For example, I thought this was amusing.
But some of you liked this one a lot better.
I still don’t get it. But I’m glad you tolerate me, particularly on Bachelorette nights.
OneChicklette 
“TV scroll:”Flood Warning! Be prepared to move to higher ground” WTF? This is Florida. We have sea level & sea. WE HAVE NO HIGHER GROUND!”
Technically, this got 5 RT’s. So it wasn’t unnoticed, but I’ve had after thought get more than that. This is funny & true, it deserved better.
I’m sorry your Florida humor didn’t catch fire
also fascinated by this. for example, my tweet about the brooks/desiree break-up being “the worst young & the restless audition ever” got a bunch of RTs/favorites. but the huffington post picked one with only one RT as one of the “best bachelorette tweets” of the night! so weird. and subjective!
Meanwhile I had zero tweets included
Gosh. I never reply because I don’t want to be that annoying girl. I just think it in my head. Maybe I should change my policy?
Definitely!
@1chicklette My guess, too much sex. I find nothing saps ambition like getting laid on the regular….You’re welcome!
You had to, I suppose
Yes, I couldn’t not.
I thought the tweet was clever, but then hours later I was jogging and thought “Hey, she never responded to my clever tweet.” Then I remembered this article, and as you said, I had to.
I’m actually quite proud I put this together.
I couldn’t come up with a witty retort