Silly question. Of course you would!
“What’s sabrage?” seven out of ten of you are asking right now. Fortunately the Wall Street Journal posted this handy dandy guide to sabering back in 2010 [ignore the illustration which clearly gets several details wrong].
There’s also this very serious video complete with classical music and warning about the dangerousness of this endeavor.
I asked The Baroness for more info.
@1chicklette we only allow Sabrage with Champagne! Needs the pressure… And must be from France.
— THE BARONESS (@TheBaronessBar) December 21, 2013
Champagne isn’t cheap, but neither are you. You’re worth it, darling.
Study hard, would-be saber wielders. You want to be ready for when you visit The Baroness, don’t you?