I’m a new follower of Rubber Shoes in Hell, but its author @RateMichelle and I have followed each other on Twitter for a bit.
I mean, look at this bio! Clearly I was intrigued enough to follow. No regrets.
OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest
@RageMichelle: Sense of humor is such a boring answer, even if it’s true, so I’ll say that I most appreciate them having their own pillow.
OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)
OneChicklette: What you appreciate most in your friends
@RageMichelle: Those times when they don’t need me for anything. Fire breathing. When they join me in a psychotic rant about how much work sucks and how very annoying the other humans are.
OneChicklette: Your idea of happiness
@RageMichelle: 72 degrees. A hammock. A stack of books. A plate of cookies made by baby angels riding on unicorns.
OneChicklette: Your idea of misery
@RageMichelle: Wasting my life in a cubicle surrounded by people that I actively dislike and doing work that I have no passion for. So, you know…Monday through Friday.
OneChicklette: Your favorite fictional character
@RageMichelle: Jax Thibodeaux from Barbara Kingsolver’s Pigs In Heaven. He is the epitome of laid back and he can’t float in water. Truly the perfect person.
OneChicklette: Your favorite thing to eat, and also to drink
@RageMichelle: Anything that someone else makes and I don’t have to do the clean up. Not lima beans or yogurt, though. Coffee in the morning and tequila on Friday nights.
OneChicklette: Five tangible things you can’t live without
@RageMichelle: My paddle brush that people should stop touching, Earbuds, My black Doc Martens that I got because someone stole my credit card number, Lemons, coffee.
@OneChicklette: Who do you know via social media that you’re dying to meet in real life? (this amazing question came via @tammy)
@RageMichelle: Joe Strummer or Elvis
OneChicklette: A question I should ask future participants
@RageMichelle: Can I have a dollar?
OneChicklette: Random shout out