A hotel I stayed at during a recent business trip couldn’t help me replace the make-up I left at home but was well-stocked for horny convention attendees.


Thanks for nothing, jerks.

5 thoughts on “Mascara? No. Condoms? Yes.

  1. Mark (@MarkSoFla)

    Aren’t women generally very particular about their brand of makeup? If they stock, say, Revlon, in their store, wouldn’t something like 80% of the women hate it and never even consider buying it?

  2. Lance

    Yeah, I needed a razor. They didn’t have one but they had plenty of lube and rubbers. Made me wish I was a perv.


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