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An open casting call for my sex dreams

I have had to fire my sex dreams’ casting director. He was no longer getting it done.

He let this guy into my special dreams

And him

And even him, which is fine other than the fact that it makes me feel like a pathetic loser.

Consider this an open casting call. I’m taking this into my own hands.

I totally hit that

Updated to add Cialis pics!

Back in the day, I dated an actor. I was younger and cooler then.

We met in a bar I frequented. He was in an Off Off Broadway play starring Mario Cantone and the cast was hanging out together. (Mario was super-cool BTW)

Back then, the Actor spent almost as much time working catering gigs as acting, but he has since had roles on TV including Mad Men and also in some films.

We lost touch for a while, but thanks to Facebook, we’re friendly again.

Lately, though, he keeps popping up in strange places. Continue reading