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I try not to bore you but…

Search terms are like dreams: the only ones people care about are their own. The only people who get dream analysis from me are my nearest and dearest, you hear?

But this one was too bizarre not to share.

Mascara

What the what?!

PS I *did* meet Chrissy Teigen, and I did post about Aaron Paul so the search terms are not totally screwy.

Party in my hotel room

Or not.

The people staying in my San Francisco hotel *might* be having more fun than me.

Photo taken at the open-air gift shop, smack-dab in the middle of the lobby where everyone can see. Just to make me feel bad maybe.