1. This blog post by Rod Benson about how Malibu was ruined for him. More blogging please, Rod.

2. The Twitter account @SeinfeldToday that imagines what the show’s episodes would be like if the show were still in production. Remember: Seinfeld ended before texting and Facebook, before lots of things.

3. Lady Grantham’s 11 Best Zingers via BuzzFeed

4. This cat whose name is Fitzroy. HIS FACE!

5. This submission from Damn You, Autocorrect. (5b. This one too)