From last week.
I think Sean is still in shock that he’s not making little blond babies with Emily #bachelor#thebachelor
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) February 26, 2013
Lookie here: the witty and wonderful Dana Weiss has stopped by to be in the Twitter spotlight. Yep, Possessionista is here. I’d jump up and down, but I’m trying to play it cool.
Like Allison Winn Scotch, I bonded with Dana over our mutual affection for Bachelor, Bachelorette* and unadulterated snark.
*Check out her Emily Maynard interview here.
OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest
@Possessionista: I’ve been married to the same guy for 10 years, so at this point I’d say he should be funny, do laundry and have the same last name as me.
I wonder if Bachelorette producers would make me a graph to confirm that Emily and Arie have kissed on camera more than any previous Bachelorette and contestant in history.
Shout out to @aswinn for making me aware of this video.
After missing the pleasure of my Bachelorette-watching Twitter friends’ company last Monday while I was in Rehoboth Beach, you can imagine my distress level upon realizing that I will be on a plane to Los Angeles during tonight’s broadcast.
My face looked like this. I eventually caught up by watching on ABC.com, which has the worst ads. Total disincentive to watch online.
To make myself feel better, I watched the latest Spivey Says video. I also read the latest from JensReality.
Was anyone surprised that Eagle Face, as Ashley calls him, was a jerk as he left? Not me. Not even a little.
But I digress…
Fortunately if I hustle, I should be able to catch at least the second hour of the Pacific Time Bachelorette broadcast from my LA hotel.
Help a girl out: which West Coast tweeters are must-follows for me due to their smashing Bachelorette commentary?
PS Hottie? Really?
In honor of The Bachelorette tonight, I give you this:
Warhol interpreted by Greg Constantine
Thanks to anyone patient enough to follow me on Twitter. I plan to dump snark all over you.
Even though I’m not sure nothing can make me laugh as hard as last week’s quinoa pronunciation massacre, but you know I’ll be watching The Bachelorette.
Like a good fan, I do my required reading in advance.
Via @ashleyspivey
