It’s this. Definitely this.
It’s the one thing – apparently – that Amazon does not sell.
If you buy one, please don’t send me a picture. PLEASE.
Another gift idea here.
Not that this group of kind people would try. You have been so lovely to me.
This Kate Spade coat*
You know from past posts that I’m a huge fan of the brand’s outerwear. While I love the pale pink of this coat, what I really need is a basic black coat–with some flair, of course. I’m waiting for this one to go on sale. Continue reading
Have you felt left out when your friends compare Christmas sweaters?
(OK, probably not. Most of my Jewish friends have better taste than that, but just play along).
There’s even a sweater dedicated to that wonderful Jewish tradition of going for Chinese food for Christmas.
I’m feeling a little eyfertzikhtik, you guys.
Unless you are new here, you know that I’m a grinch.
Sometimes the holidays sometimes make me cranky so no one is more surprised that I have created a gift guide than me.
Please enjoy. And maybe take it with a grain of salt.
For your sister, the Solange wannabe.
For the narcissist you’re kind of dating, maybe.
For the coworker who never stops complaining about hating his job.
For the friend who loves to be shocking.
For the last person on earth without Amazon Prime.
In the comments, tell me about the hard-to-shop-for person in your life and maybe I’ll find the perfect gift.
And by “perfect,” I mean “most horrifying.”
Behold! Red Solo cup bed lifts.
For real. Bed Bath & Beyond proudly highlights that they have the exclusive on these bad boys.
And yes, I know Mom isn’t supposed to be capitalized when preceded by ‘my’ or ‘your’ but it just feels wrong not to capitalize it. I will break this rule every time.
Finding gifts for the people I love more than bacon and naps, who have the means to buy themselves whatever their hearts’ desire AND who always proclaim that they don’t want me spending money on them is hard. Continue reading
I’m finally meeting my friend Debbie‘s baby Ben. I couldn’t show up empty-handed, right?