Illustration by Chopstick Days. Click for more great illustrations
I’m sorry
For how I looked
When I had cramps.
It was not my best day.
Actually, it was my worst day.
Until next month anyway.
Mom didn’t warn me
That there would be days like this
For the next few decades.
Perhaps she knew
Intuitively
That it wouldn’t be good for our relationship
Or her safety.
Smart, that lady.
These illustrations help me laugh at my pain.
In honor of the premiere of Desiree Hartsock’s turn as The Bachelorette, I am breaking all of the Twitter Spotlight rules and posting on a Monday.
I have a great subject this time too: ABC bigwig Robert Mills agreed to answer my probing questions. On Twitter, he’s better known as @Millsy11374 and yes, that’s a pic of Millsy riding the same elephant.
OneChicklette: Your favorite qualities in a love interest
@Millsy11374: A sense of humor. Preferably a dirty sense of humor
OneChicklette: Your chief characteristic (one word)
@Millsy11374: Funny
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