I hugged him.
And gave him $5.
Quick hello from Freeport in the Bahamas.
[PS if I knew how to crop when posting from my phone, I would have. #notmytush]
This charming 4 year-old asked me to take his photo.
How could I resist? I love city kids.
More people on the bus.
A hotel I stayed at during a recent business trip couldn’t help me replace the make-up I left at home but was well-stocked for horny convention attendees.
Thanks for nothing, jerks.
Four nights in Scranton is too long.
OK so it was just a light fixture at a NYC restaurant, but didn’t it look like it could beam me up?