I’m grateful to Eva Longoria (no
Parker) for pointing out that traditional steakhouses have been doing me a disservice. I had no idea that I was eating sexist meat.
To correct that, Ms. Longoria is opening a women-friendly steakhouse in that feminist hub of Las Vegas. I learned this via US Weekly.
What does it all mean? Will my steak arrived wrapped in a designer bow? With a side of sexy booties? I’m so confused.
As much as I love pink, I like my meat red and I have no interest in a 2 oz steak with a side of undressed lettuce. Perhaps SHe won’t be for Me.
One morning, I spotted this sign as I walked to my office.
I did a double take and then decided to go back to snap a photo.
A woman working in the salon saw me taking a pic and came out to try to entice me to get my hair done.
“Actually I was more curious about the complimentary scalp massage for men, but not women.”
She walked back into the salon muttering to an unseen coworker “stupid girl.”