Tag Archives: snark

Your first kiss vs. My first kiss

I asked a few friends how their first kisses compared to mine, which you can read about here. And I don’t mean the sweet kind.

They didn’t disappoint–the friends, I mean. Their kisses are another story.

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Things I’d rather do than watch Kris Jenner’s show

It started with a tweet.

And then another.

Some friends tweeted back. Continue reading

There are few phrases I hate more than…

Push present.

If I ever found myself pregnant (and a dude were actually involved), I’d make it oh-so-clear from the point of conception that those words are never to be uttered around me or even about me.

Gifts to commemorate the momentous occasion are fine. I’ll take this. Just don’t ever, ever say push present.

P.S. I hope this cake was a joke.