And by “perfect,” I mean “most horrifying.”
Behold! Red Solo cup bed lifts.
For real. Bed Bath & Beyond proudly highlights that they have the exclusive on these bad boys.
Hard to keep up! A lot of very funny people live tweet The Bachelorette.
Do you have a system? If so, what is it?
Am I the only one who hears this part of Tempurpedic ads and has creepy thoughts?
The people act like the darn button provides a happy ending or something!
It started with a tweet.
Let’s make a list of all of the things we’d rather do than watch Kris Jenner’s show. #1: I’d rather endure a week w/o air conditioning.
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) July 15, 2013
And then another.
I’d rather meet my ex-boyfriend’s new wife than watch Kris Jenner’s new show
— One Chicklette (@1chicklette) July 15, 2013
Some friends tweeted back. Continue reading
Push present.
If I ever found myself pregnant (and a dude were actually involved), I’d make it oh-so-clear from the point of conception that those words are never to be uttered around me or even about me.
Gifts to commemorate the momentous occasion are fine. I’ll take this. Just don’t ever, ever say push present.
P.S. I hope this cake was a joke.
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