…the next, you’re out.
On the curb.
Also, check out the Christmas wishes some folks hung on the tree. Yes, I’m judging.
Bedford Street – Williamsburg, Brooklyn
“Can I take a picture of your dog?
[Said dog, a French Mastiff, would only look at the camera when her owner moved his bagel directly in front of her. She has a thing for cream cheese, he said. I had no cream cheese.]
R-rated Nutcracker ballet? OK. Sure.
If I met the subversive employee who added one more sign, I might say ‘I love you.’
This dude is eating over a sewer grate, yes.
But it’s a good reminder not to, like, hang out under things unless you want chicken curry (or worse) on your head.
Me: Can I take your picture? Your look is rather remarkable.
Him: Sure, but maybe we should get out of the street to the sidewalk.