“Nope, but it doesn’t feel that way,” I responded, smiling.
Hard to keep up! A lot of very funny people live tweet The Bachelorette.
Do you have a system? If so, what is it?
Start the year with a smile.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 31, 2013
— An_D (@TheAndydoesit) August 10, 2013
I have been having some quality time with myself today… Movies with myself and driving around with myself. I think I like me… #solo4life
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) December 25, 2013
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS pic.twitter.com/UV8mkGbLuT
— mfeige (@mfeige) December 31, 2013
— Jason L. Sparks (@sparksjls) December 31, 2013
Stop crying, children. I’M your Bieber now.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) December 30, 2013
Clearly Gap doesn’t read my blog. If they did, they’d know how I feel about jeggings. At my age and all.
— Gap (@Gap) September 6, 2013
I don’t wear jeggings. I have tried them on and felt like an anatomical model.
It’s hard to guess what makes people react to your tweets. What makes them mark it as a favorite or retweet or reply “that’s funny.”
For example, I thought this was amusing.
But some of you liked this one a lot better.
I still don’t get it. But I’m glad you tolerate me, particularly on Bachelorette nights.