I’m laughing, but maybe you should take this How About We post seriously.
This tip is a good one, particularly for writers.
1. Don’t say “vagina.” Ever.
Lesbian vampires don’t. They say things like “the pink folds of her sex,” instead. The safest thing to do is just find out what euphemism she likes and use that, or just avoid calling it anything all together.
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